Go to the swamp, use the clock on the raft. Talk to them, confuse them, make them look the other way when they are moving a piece. In the town, there are two pirates playing chess. Use the first letters of the names on the filling contraption. Go to the Palace of Prostheses, use the home-made perfume on Deadeye Dave.ĭave will tell you the name of the odor owner. Now use the home-made perfume with the free bait and with the wood shavings. Go to the Swamp and use the home-made perfume on the puddle. Leave town, go to mansion, pick up flower and use it on the bottle. Outside the Bait Shoppe pick up the duck and inside talk to the store owner about the no-nosed thief and pick up a free bait. In House Of Sticks pick up the Wood Shavings. In Sense and Sensibilities pick up an empty bottle and cologne. You'll need to pick up some items before you proceed: Now use the three sponges with the sword in the crack and use the grog with the sword/crack/sponges thingie. Use the sword with the bottom hinge and use the broken sword with the crack. Look in the safe deposit box, pick up the music box and the grog that's inside. Pick up the sword, the hankey and the three sponges. Tell her you want to retrieve items from a deposit box. Talk to the lawyers again if they have found a way yet. Go to the harbor and show the symbol to the Harbor Mistress to get access to your new ship. She'll give you the Gobernatorial Symbol. Tell her you don't got the authority to get a ship. Now go back to Carla and Otis, show them the signed cushy form and they'll join your crew. Go inside the Governor's Mansion, pick up the contract form on the table and show it to Elaine, she'll sign it.Īlso, pick up the government paper that's on the commode. They'll be the other crew members.Īsk them to join your crew, by offering cushy government jobs. Insult: Do I see quivers of agony dance on your lip?Īnswer: It's laughter that's caused by your feathery grip.Insult: I've out-wrestled octopi with these arms!Īnswer: I'm sure that humbled creatures everywhere are humbled by your might!.Insult: My forearms have been mistaken for tree trunks.Īnswer: An over-the-counter defoliant could help you with that problem.Insult: I'm going to put your arm in a sling!.My ninety-eight year old grandmother has bigger arms than you.Īnswer: Ungh.Yeah, but we both got better bladder control than you do. Only once have I met such a coward.Īnswer: Ungh! He must have thought you everything you know. Your knuckles I'll grind to a splintery paste.Īnswer: Aaagh! I thought that the bean dip had strange taste.Grrr Ungh!Īnswer: Ungh! Yes, yes, I know: It's a three head monkey. Insult: You arms are no bigger than fleas that I've met!Īnswer: Aagh! So THAT'S why your scratching.I'd go see a vet.Insult: I've got muscles in places you've never even heard of.Īnswer: Aagh.! It's too bad none of them in your arms!.My stupefying strength will shatter your ulna into a million pieces.Īnswer: Grrgh! I'm surprised you can count that high! Aargh! Insult: Give up now, or I'll crush you like a grape.Īnswer: I would if it would stop your WINE-ING!.People consider my fists a lethal weapons.Īnswer: Ungh.! Sadly, your breath should be equally reckoned. You're the ugliest creature I've ever seen in my life.Īnswer: Ungh! I'm shocked that you never gazed at your wife! From the size of your gut I guess they were all eaten! Today by myself twelve people I've beaten.Īnswer: Grrr. Use the various insults to win the insult arm wrestling and you got yourself a navigator. Then ask him about Insult Arm Wrestling, ask him to join your crew once again, and challenge him to insult arm wrestling. Cheese.Īsk him to join your crew to travel to Lucre where you'll meet with your wife's lawyers. Offer the pretzels to the catapult operator and when he leaves, tinker with catapult controls. Now go to the Governor's Mansion, and use the inner tube at the funny-looking cactus. Pick up the Jerky Pretzels at the drunken sailor's table. Talk to the dart players and get them to hit the balloon. Then go to Melee Town, into the SCUMM Bar, go to the back and look at the balloon. Go to the Harbor and pick up the popped inner tube. Act I - Things to do on Mêlée When You're Dead Turn to the loaded cannon on the right and kick the coal to it. Look at the brazier of hot coals and use it.
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